Lynn Barnes, Surrealist Painter and Author

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The Development of "Poe's Last Supper," over 20 Years Time (and almost finished this time!)
CROP CIRCLE CEILINGS
Sexual/Psychological Aspects of Fairy Tales and Myths
Literature as Inspiration
Hieronymus and Kayla
JOAN of ARC
Various Paintings
Stairway in Canton
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The Firebird

Sorry, I haven't been on my sites. I will keep up soon! I am making a separate page for the big Poe because it's 1000% better painting! I will get back on Facebook soon, but I have been staying away from the computer because of painting, updating the book, and working a Security job full time on nights. It really is almost impossible trying to manage these three things, alone (no webmaster yet). You can click here for Lynn on Facebook. You can email me, too: ----barnstorm13@mac.com---- You are valued more than you realize! It will take me a few days to get back. Email is the best way.

 
 
Thank you for your interest! A painter has to be a fanatic to get anything done. I am truly insane now, because there is also house stuff and job stuff! It is almost chaos! Somebody! Help! I just want to paint, write, and hang out with my Triton Cockatoo and Grey Parrot (I will give them a page to them on this site, and will link to You Tube).
 
The new book, "The Last Exit before the Toll," is being edited right now. There will be a huge promotion! It is a rewrite of the first, which is just zero in comparison to this one. I will give you samples of it on this website. It is a big book, 153,000 pages. It will include 25 photos of the art (and a couple pictures me, but no more), The painting, "Poe's Last Supper," will have it's own chapter. You can read some of it on the page for it, too. After 20 years, it will still not be finished in the book, but I will keep you up with the changes on this website.
 
The Joan of Arc is on hold, because the time is right to work on the big Poe with the book.
 
 


Please hold off buying the old book! A second edition "The Last Exit before the Toll" is coming out soon (maybe November). It is so much better! You can see the page for it on this website. I will keep you all updated.



"The Last Exit before the Toll: Art Death, Asperger's, and Dreams,"
is based on my life as an artist with undiagnosed Asperger's Syndrome. I found out at 48! 


The old book's cover. The new one will feature Poe.

A close-up of the Poe painting
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This will be an image on the "Exit" cover

 

 

Here is an overview. I find myself stuck in Baltimore, and am trying to figure out if I could be dead, or an alien:

July 2004

 

 

Maybe I’m an alien. That’s not hard to believe. Or maybe I’m dead. That’s a little harder to swallow. Wouldn’t I remember my own funeral?

         I don’t know whom to ask. I’ll ask my eighty-year-old friend, Jerry. Maybe he is dead too. He brings me groceries once a week. “Okay, I figured it out. I’m dead. Now what?” He’s probably been waiting patiently for me to ask this question. “I was wondering how long it was going to take you,” he’ll say, and we’ll both have a good laugh. What a dumbass I am.

         But there is another problem. There is the possibility I could be an alien. If so, probably no one will know; but if I was a real earth person, I wouldn’t ask that question. They wouldn’t be able to tell me because this is their planet. I could open my big, trusting mouth, and it could be sheer Frankenstein.

         Maybe I can still escape, as long as I’m being monitored by the mothership, as long as they haven’t lost contact with me. I mean, I don’t know. I don’t remember anything. I’m speculating.

         If I am not dead, and I am not an alien, why have I always been different, always an outsider? What makes me different, even as a child? Why am I an artist? I seem to have had a life, and remember so many little details.

         I’m betting on the alien right now. That is more reasonable. Otherwise, how can I wake up to remember the future? These earth people say so aggressively it’s not possible.

         But it is...

 

        

 

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Surreal and Classical Art that will also be featured in the book:


Crop Circle Ceilings(TM), and all Fine Art by ©Lynn Barnes

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See the development of the Joan of Arc painting, on this site.

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If I Cried Out, Who amongst the Angels Would Hear My Scream?

This is the original smaller Joan of Arc. In the coals there are scorpions that turn into a flock of doves.

 

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This is a photo of the mural behind the baptismal pool at the Victory Prayer Chapel in Baltimore.

The Victory Prayer Chapel is on Reisterstown Road in Baltimore. The Hon. Elijah Cummings' mother, Ruth Cummings, is the Overseer of this beautiful church. The painting is 12'x 8'.

     

Lynn Barnes Gallery (Joan of Arc, Poe Dining Room)

 

lynnbarnes.net (under constuction)

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"Papageno", oil, 42"x30", from Mozart's "The Magic Flute"